- "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
- "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
- "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
- "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
- "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"
Pretzel spent half of his birthday trying to understand the concept of wrapping paper. He failed.
But it was very cute.
This fucking cute snake is back on my dash hALP
everyone buy me a goddamn fucking hognose
Second viewing of Pacific Rim was great, I started making headcanons
I’M SO FUCKING DONE
omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now
Indian Ringnecks have the cutest voices, hands down. :3
And the other one is a quaker parrot and they “quake” when they’re excited ;v; so the other one is happy its being kissed omg *flops*
OMFG FUCK THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE IT I WANT ALL THE BABIES
is it ok to ask 3rd year grad helpers to work on your assignments so you have more time to do gradfilm
—Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via blua)
“they should make a wreck-it ralph sequel with mario as a main character—”
“they should have given sonic more screen time—”
“I liked the story of wreck-it ralph, but it would have been better if it was based on a real video game—”