• ▸Parents: be yourself
• ▸Me: -is self-
• ▸Parents: wait no

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

#fuckin nerds

little nerd

if any of you awful ppl are on skype i’m cool to talk cuz tho i’m all excited about being here i’m also lonely. but warn me first so i can put on pants.

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

oh my god

hunnypeas:

doingwell:

Have another!

I know this appeals to some of my people’s interests. 

oh my GOD

pepsicatfever:

so round

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

thespacegoat:

yo frida kahlo’s feminism was a lot deeper and more political than the fact she had a unibrow and didn’t shave ok thank u